XScreenSaver for Android is... a set of screen savers and live wallpapers. That's it. It draws pretty pictures on your screen. And it's free. That's the whole deal.

But in their wisdom, Google -- the most rapacious privacy violator on the planet -- have decreed that XScreenSaver cannot be made available on their "Play" [sic] store until I publish a "Privacy Policy".

For a screen saver. A privacy policy. For a screen saver.

This pantomime where Google pretends to care about your welfare would be hilarious if it wasn't so sad, but here we are anyway.

Ok, strap in!